What did the Bag of Chips say to the Battery?

A bit of humor.

Here is a little joke, playing on the sexual desires of inanimate objects, or something like that.

If you've ever wondered what might be on the mind of a bag of chips while around a battery, perhaps the chips were feeling a little frisky and the battery looked like it might be up to the task, well it might go something like this.


What did the bag of chips say to the battery?






If your EverReady I'm FritoLay!






Chips







Battery

Sublime Time

Do you have the time?

You could ask Sublime.

They might say "Do I have?"

"I'll tell you 'What I got' so I will."


Sublime Time

Sublime Shore

Songs for Summer Cruising

Like to get into a vehicle with some up-tempo music and head somewhere fun?
Especially in the summertime?
Yeah, it can be fun.

For those lookin' for some rockin' tunes for summer travel, Stephen Thompson has put together a list on the NPR /Music website.

The songs he chose are-


Good to Me


by Brendan Benson



Back to the Sea


by The Thermals



The Bleeding Heart Show


by The New Pornographers



To Cure a Weakling Child/Boy Girl Song


by Adem



I'll Bring the Sun


by Jason Collett



Not on Thompson's list, but if you like to laugh while en route you might want to add Mother Lover to the mix as well.


You can listen to these songs and read Thompson's description of each song here.

What I Got - Lyrics & More » Sublime

"
 Lovin' 

 Is What I Got 

 I Said Remember That 

"


"What I got" is in some respects Sublime's biggest hit song.

The song is the second track on the band's third album, the self-titled - Sublime.

CD cover of Self-titled Sublime


What I Got was recorded in the years 1995 and '96, it was released as a single on August 27, 1996.
The producer for the song was David Kahne, a record producer having also worked with the likes of Paul McCartney, Stevie Nicks, and Regina Spektor among others.

The "What I Got" single was released on an E.P. with six other songs by Sublime.

Those songs are

  • "40 oz. to Freedom"

  • "D.J.s"

  • "All You Need"

  • "Same in the End"

  • "Work That We Do"

  • "Doin' Time" (Marshall Arts Remix) feat. the Pharcyde





What I Got - Lyrics



What I Got
By: Sublime



Early in the mornin'
Risin' to the street
Light me up that cigarette
And I'll strap shoes on my feet
Got to find a reason
Reason things went wrong.
Got to find the reason why my money's all gone.

I got a dalmation
I can still get high.
I can play the guitar like a mother fucking riot.

{{Guitar Solo}}

Life is too short so love the one you got
Cause you might get run over or you might get shot.
Never had to battle with my bulletproof vest.
Never start static I get it off my chest.
Take a small example, a tip from me,
Take all of your money and give it all to charity.
Love's what I got, within my reach
The Sublime style still straight from Long Beach
It comes back to you you're gonna get what you deserve.
Try and test that, you're bound to get served.
Love's what I got, don't start a riot,
You feel it when the dance gets hot, hot.

Lovin',
is what I got,
I said remember that.

Lovin',
is what I got,
I said remember that.

Why I don't cry when my dog runs away.
I don't get angry at the bills i have to pay.
I don't get angry when my mom smokes pot,
Hits that bottle and goes right to the rock.
Fuck it or fight it, it's all the same.
Livin' with Louie Dog's the only way to stay sane.
Let the lovin', let the lovin' come back to me.

Lovin',
is what I got,
I said remember that.

Lovin',
is what I got,
I said remember that.

Lovin',
is what I got,
I said remember that.

Lovin',
is what I got,
I said remember that.
Lovin',
is what I got,
I said remember that.

Lovin',
is what I got,
I said remember that.

Lovin',
is what I got,
I said remember that.

Lovin',
is what I got,
I said remember that.





Comparisons


Some people have pointed out that the tune to "What I Got" is very similar to the tune of the Beatles song "Lady Madonna," this is not known to be intentional on the part of Sublime, the songs it seems just have similar melodies.

"What I Got" in Other Media



Movies & Film



The 2005 movie Fun with Dick and Jane starring Jim Carrey, Téa Leoni, and Alec Baldwin features the song "What I Got." Judd Apatow was a co-writer of Fun with Dick & Jane, a movie he is not often associated with, he has of course been associated with some funny movies such as Knocked Up, and Superbad.

What I Got was also heard in the 1997 Argentine film, Cenizas del paraíso.

Videogames


If you want to listen to "What I Got" while gaming, you can grab a copy of "Dave Mirra Freestyle BMX," the song is featured on the game's soundtrack.








Brad Nowell on Guitar
Brad Nowell on Stage Playing Guitar