A bit of humor.

Here is a little joke, playing on the sexual desires of inanimate objects, or something like that.

If you've ever wondered what might be on the mind of a bag of chips while around a battery, perhaps the chips were feeling a little frisky and the battery looked like it might be up to the task, well it might go something like this.


What did the bag of chips say to the battery?






If your EverReady I'm FritoLay!

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Do you have the time?

You could ask Sublime.

They might say "Do I have?"

"I'll tell you 'What I got' so I will."


Sublime Time

Like to get into a vehicle with some up-tempo music and head somewhere fun?
Especially in the summertime?
Yeah, it can be fun.

For those lookin' for some rockin' tunes for summer travel, Stephen Thompson has put together a list on the NPR /Music website.

The songs he chose are-

Good to Me

by Brendan Benson

Back to the Sea

by The Thermals

The Bleeding Heart Show

by The New Pornographers

To Cure a Weakling Child/Boy Girl Song

by Adem

I'll Bring the Sun

by Jason Collett



Not on Thompson's list, but if you like to laugh while en route you might want to add Mother Lover to the mix as well.


You can listen to these songs and read Thompson's description of each song here.

"
 Lovin' 

 Is What I Got 

 I Said Remember That 

"


"What I got" is in some respects Sublime's biggest hit song.

The song is the second track on the band's third album, the self-titled - Sublime.




What I Got was recorded in the years 1995 and '96, it was released as a single on August 27, 1996.
The producer for the song was David Kahne, a record producer having also worked with the likes of Paul McCartney, Stevie Nicks, and Regina Spektor among others.

The "What I Got" single was released on an E.P. with six other songs by Sublime.

Those songs are

• "40 oz. to Freedom"


• "D.J.s"


• "All You Need"


• "Same in the End"


• "Work That We Do"


• "Doin' Time" (Marshall Arts Remix) feat. the Pharcyde

What I Got - Lyrics

What I Got
By: Sublime



Early in the mornin'
Risin' to the street
Light me up that cigarette
And I'll strap shoes on my feet
Got to find a reason
Reason things went wrong.
Got to find the reason why my money's all gone.

I got a dalmation
I can still get high.
I can play the guitar like a mother fucking riot.

{{Guitar Solo}}

Life is too short so love the one you got
Cause you might get run over or you might get shot.
Never had to battle with my bulletproof vest.
Never start static I get it off my chest.
Take a small example, a tip from me,
Take all of your money and give it all to charity.
Love's what I got, within my reach
The Sublime style still straight from Long Beach
It comes back to you you're gonna get what you deserve.
Try and test that, you're bound to get served.
Love's what I got, don't start a riot,
You feel it when the dance gets hot, hot.

Lovin',
is what I got,
I said remember that.

Lovin',
is what I got,
I said remember that.

Why I don't cry when my dog runs away.
I don't get angry at the bills i have to pay.
I don't get angry when my mom smokes pot,
Hits that bottle and goes right to the rock.
Fuck it or fight it, it's all the same.
Livin' with Louie Dog's the only way to stay sane.
Let the lovin', let the lovin' come back to me.

Lovin',
is what I got,
I said remember that.

Lovin',
is what I got,
I said remember that.

Lovin',
is what I got,
I said remember that.

Lovin',
is what I got,
I said remember that.
Lovin',
is what I got,
I said remember that.

Lovin',
is what I got,
I said remember that.

Lovin',
is what I got,
I said remember that.

Lovin',
is what I got,
I said remember that.

Comparisons

Some people have pointed out that the tune to "What I Got" is very similar to the tune of the Beatles song "Lady Madonna," this is not known to be intentional on the part of Sublime, the songs it seems just have similar melodies.

"What I Got" in Other Media

Movies & Film

The 2005 movie Fun with Dick and Jane starring Jim Carrey, Téa Leoni, and Alec Baldwin features the song "What I Got." Judd Apatow was a co-writer of Fun with Dick & Jane, a movie he is not often associated with, he has of course been associated with some funny movies such as Knocked Up, and Superbad.

What I Got was also heard in the 1997 Argentine film, Cenizas del paraíso.

Videogames

If you want to listen to "What I Got" while gaming, you can grab a copy of "Dave Mirra Freestyle BMX," the song is featured on the game's soundtrack.









Brad Nowell on Stage Playing Guitar

Boombox is the eighth track from The Lonely Island's Incredibad release.

The song Boombox was written by the members of The Lonely Island, Akiva Schaffer, Jorma Taccone, and Andy Samberg, as well as Jorma's brother Asa Taccone and Drew Campbell.

Boombox Production

The performance of the song Boombox from Incredibad features a guest appearance by lead singer of The Strokes, Julian Casablancas.

The guest performance by Casablancas is one of several by well known musicians and actors that The Lonely Island arranged for Incredibad.

Fans of the Strokes may be somewhat surprised when hearing Casablancas on this track, as he sounds somewhat different than he does when performing with the Strokes. This difference in the tone of his voice can be attributed to the digital manipulation and enhancement techniques employed by The Lonely Island in their music. Things like Autotune when used beyond a certain threshold tend to noticeably change the sound of a voice.

Boombox Video

Here is a neat fan made video for the song Boombox using animation from the video game World of Warcraft.

It is nicely made, try to follow along with how the lyrics are depicted with the animation, and some of the lines are sung by the characters in the video.

Boombox Mp3

Below you can listen to an Mp3 audio track of the song.

Boombox Lyrics

Boombox

by The Lonely Island



Imagine in your mind a posh country club,
The stuffy old money, where the poor get snubbed,
The spread is bland: sauerkraut and boiled goose
There's no way these people will ever cut loose
But then I walk in the room, hold my boom box high,
And what happened next will blow your mind...

Everything got out of control,
The music was so entrancing,
Everyone got out on the floor,
It was a bunch of old, white people dancing.

Now picture, if you will, a bunch of businessmen,
Stuffed in the boardroom like pigs in a pen.
The ties around their necks are like a hangman's noose,
In the middle of the table there's a boiled goose.
The old people smell makes you wanna puke in the sink,
These dudes'll never dance, yeah, that's what you think!
I stride in the room, all young and hip,
Hold up my boom box, and say "Listen to this:"

Then everyone started to move,
People rejoiced, instead of financing.
Their preconceived notions were shattered,
By the super-old white people dancing.

The Big Apple, where people never dance,
Spirits go down while profits expand.
The cops saw the dealers, who's got the juice?
The street vendors peddling their boiled goose.
So many types of people, they'll never get along,
'Til I bust out my boom box and play this song:

The music washed away all their hate,
And society started advancing,
Every demographic was represented,
It was a Rainbow Coalition of dancing.

Everyone was wearing fingerless gloves,
I saw a Spanish guy doing the Bartman.

Transport now to an old folks' home,
Where the elderly are tossed on their brittle bones.
The orderlies are stealing - there's no excuse!
Every day for lunch they eat boiled goose.
So I grab my boom box and hit the turbo bass,
And what happened next was a total disgrace.

Everybody started having sex!
The music was way too powerful!
A bunch of old people fucking like rabbits!
It was disgusting, to say the least.

A boom box can change the world,
But you gotta know your limits with a boom box.
And this was a cautionary tale,
A BOOM BOX IS NOT A TOY!

Will Ferrel rejoined the cast of Saturday Night Live on May 16, 2009 as host for the season finale.

During the show Ferrel reprised his role as Alex Trebek for the classic skit of SNL Celebrity Jeopardy.

The Celebrity Jeopardy panel consisted of -

Kristen Wiig as Kathie Lee Gifford

Tom Hanks as a bumbling Tom Hanks

Norm McDonald as Burt Reynolds

and

Darrel Hammond as Sean Connery ever the foil to Ferrel's Trebek.





SNL Celebrity Jeopardy skits are well-known and a favorite of many, this rendition was up to par with the other skits in the Celebrity Jeopardy series when Will Ferrel was a member of the SNL cast and at the various times he has returned to host.

You can watch Will Ferel's latest Celebrity Jeopardy sketch below.

Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake want to be a Mother Lover,

cause if doin' it is wrong, they don't wanna be right.


The newest SNL digital short, just in time for Mother's Day.

Mother Lover Video

Cast:

• Andy Samberg


• Justin Timberlake


• Susan Sarandon as Andy Samberg's Mom


• Patricia Clarkson as Justin Timberlake's Mom

Mother Lover Lyrics

Andy Samberg: Oh dang..

Justin Timberlake:What is it dawg?

AS: I forgot it's Mother's Day.

JT:Didn't get a gift for her.

AS: Other plans got in the way.

She'll be so dissappointed.


JT: Damn I forgot it too.

AS: This could have been avoided.

Both: What the hell are we gonna do?

JT: My mom's been so forlorn

Ever since my daddy left.

AS: COLD

JT: No one to hold her tight

Life has put her to the test.

AS: I know just what you mean,

my mom's been so sad and gray

JT: Word

AS: My dad can't satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away.

Both: Hold up.

AS: You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?

JT: I'm thinkin' I'm thinkin' too

Both: Slow up

AS: What time is it dawg?

JT: It's time for a switcharoo

Both: We both love our moms, women with grown women needs

I say we break 'em off

Show 'em how much they really mean

'cause I'm a Mother Lover

you're a Mother Lover

We should fuck each others mothers

JT:Fuck each others moms

You've seen that place that you came out as a baby

ain't no doubt that shit is crazy


Fuck each others moms


Both:

'cause every Mother's Day needs a Mother's Night


If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right


I'm callin' on you 'cause I can't do it myself


to me your like a brother, so be my mother lover


AS: I'm layin' in the cut waitin' for your mom

clutchin' on this lube and roses

JT: I got my digital camera, I'm gonna make your momma do a million poses

AS: They will be so surprised

JT: We are so cool and thoughtful

AS: Can't wait to pork your mom

JT: I'm gonna be the syrup, she can be my waffle

Both:Show'd up

JT: My mother loves bubble bath with chamomile

Both: Straight up

AS: Give it to my mom d - d- d - d- d - d - doggystyle

Both: This the perfect plan

For a perfect Mother's Day

They have to rename this one

All up under the covers day

'Cause I'm a Mother Lover


you're a Mother Lover

We should fuck each others mothers

JT:Fuck each others moms

I'll push in their place

where you came out as a baby

ain't no doubt that shit is crazy

Fuck each others moms



AS:Break it down

It would be my honor to be your new step-father

JT: It would be my honor to be your new step-father

AS:I'll let you do my mother

make me another brother

and I'm gonna do your mother

I'll never use a rubber

JT: OH


'cause every Mother's Day needs a Mother's Night


If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right


I'm callin' on you 'cause I can't do it myself


to me your like a brother, so be my mother lover


They blessed us both with the gift of life

She brought you in this world so I'm a sex her right


This is the second best idea that we've ever had

The choice can be no other

Be my mother lover


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There you have it another collaboration on SNL by Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake.

The line in "Mother Lover" of


"This is the second best idea we have ever had"


referencing of course their previous digital short of "Dick in a box."